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Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
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SMBC may now be my new favorite comic ever.
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Does it make you want to be an engineer?
Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
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No, because to quote Barbie, "math class is hard!"
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NSFW. But funny!
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I need to make this a dungeon monster of some sort.
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"When you gaze long into an ass, the ass also gazes into you."

Will we be seeing that thing in the Fire Swamp?
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Once more I am forced to ask: Where in the fuck do you find these things? And don't tell me it was just a Google search. These are not of Google.
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@Darth Rabbit
"He who fights asses should see to it that he himself does not become an ass. And if you gaze for long into an ass, the ass gazes also into you."
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Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:@Darth Rabbit
"He who fights asses should see to it that he himself does not become an ass. And if you gaze for long into an ass, the ass gazes also into you."
I knew I was mangling the quote, but Google was being a dick and I decided it wasn't worth the wait because I am an impatient ass (perhaps I gazed into the ass for too long).
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Darth Rabbitt wrote:"When you gaze long into an ass, the ass also gazes into you."

Will we be seeing that thing in the Fire Swamp?
Maybe, if you ever make it to a dungeon. I'm thinking some sort of beholder variant...
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That was epic.
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DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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I dun gettit.
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As a general rule, you're not supposed to have a single encryption key for, say, every android phone. Some keys are more or less sensitive than others, but they usually want to be semi-unique.
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Depends on what it is for. For example, if that's the public key for the Google Play Store making it a constant is fine. Google won't be changing their private key used to sign apps unless there is a major security breach, and you don't want it to be easily modified on the device because then anybody could pass off their (potentially harmful) applications as trusted.

Of course, the fact that the key is only 64 bits should be more concerning. There aren't many modern cryptosystems that use such small keys. None of them are asymmetric, and a universally known symmetric key is worthless.
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DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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